Me: Hmm, which browser to use? Opera or Firefox? Tough choice...
Computer n00b: netscap iz teh shiz!!!111 firefx sux dun use it!!1 hey i think i got sum spywarez!!!!!help!!!!111
Me: I would rather browse the net with telnet and a packet-sniffer than use Nutscape.

"He was involved in a sexual act with his cat and his cat scratched his balls, he was in hospital for a week with his nutscrape!"
"Dude!"

"I use Firefox instead of Nutscrape Nardigrator or Internet Exploiter."