A substance whose contents are practically unknown to mankind. All we do know is that it: Smells like chocolate, tastes better than chocolate, spreads easier than chocolate, cures cancer, can effectively heal even the most grievous of wounds, has been known to cure several plagues, can be used as currency in both the developed and developing world, has been known to be the best thing since sliced bread (since the two go together)

TL:DR: Nutella is the messiah, the dollar, medicine, and everything mankind needs in one little bottle
by Nuttier than Nutella March 18, 2016
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Spiritual Hazel but spread made with love and perfection made to be used all over the body but specifically the booty and the mouth is exceptable
"DAMN GIRL YOUR BOOTY SO FINE I GOTTA SLAP SOME NUTELLA ON THAT."
"I want a banana let me dip it in nutella."
"My booty is more eye catching with nutella ."
"Nutella on the booty is a trend."
" It'd be more appetizing sucking jimmys twinkle with nutella."
by nutellabooty November 23, 2014
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The best spread in history, better than Hershey's spreads, NUTELLA is a gift from god, it is the heavenly spread that over rules them all.
"Hey did you try the Hershey's spread" "yeah but NUTELLA is way way way way way better"
by Under water unicorn March 17, 2015
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A popular twitter handle in the world of 14-24 y/o females. Highly retweeted, mysteriously owned, identifiable by crown symbol.
Girl: OMG I love nutella she is so relatable!!!!!11!
by beecociella065 May 31, 2014
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The most joyful, pleasure filled creation known to man. Chocolaty with a hazel nut twist. I LOVE NUTELLA!
Man that Nutella is amazing
by Happy_monkey345 May 03, 2015
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commonly found in ones food depository, a fucking yummers snack which is great for perkins and is fun in the bedroom

made from hazelnuts and chocolate this spread is god's semen falling down upon us from heaven
"this nutella's gotten all over my cock, help me get it off"
by man with large wanger May 05, 2006
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a chocolate hazelnut spread that is so good it'll make you wanna eat it out of the jar
Jake - Mom do you have a spread i can put on my toast? Perhaps butter?

Mom- OMFG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DO YOU WANT FREAKING BUTTER?

Jake- I-

Mom- *throws nutella at him*
by chickengirlonhighness September 01, 2020
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