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Like dandruff but on your ballsack, often found in used underwear. This result of poor hygiene can be prevented by doing a thorough lubrication of ones nutsack several times a day. If left unlubricated and uncared for nutdruff can progress into a deadly nutrash. In severe or life threatening cases one should seek immediate medical attention. If this happens to be you, please stop reading this and dial 911!
Nutdruff also happens to be a great and cheap alternative to Parmesan cheese and makes for a great substitute when you invite the in-laws over for supper.
Nutdruff also happens to be a great and cheap alternative to Parmesan cheese and makes for a great substitute when you invite the in-laws over for supper.
Mother in-law: “Oh Steven this Parmesan chicken is so delightful.”
Father in-law: “Yes Steven this is grand! Please tell us your recipe!”
Steve: “Oh thank you, you’re too kind! It’s nothing special really just a little nutdruff is all.”
Father in-law: “Nutdruff? What is that? I’ve never heard of such an ingredient.”
Steve: “Yeah it’s a special type of homemade cheese. It took me a while to gather the ingredients and prepare it so I hope you enjoy.”
Mother in-law: “Oh how wonderful! I really look forward to eating your delicacy again Steven!”
Father in-law: “And so do I!”
Wife: “And so do I! Believe me Mom and Dad when I tell you I’ve tried a lot of guys Parmesan chickens and Steve’s is hands down the best I’ve ever had.”
Father in-law: “Yes Steven this is grand! Please tell us your recipe!”
Steve: “Oh thank you, you’re too kind! It’s nothing special really just a little nutdruff is all.”
Father in-law: “Nutdruff? What is that? I’ve never heard of such an ingredient.”
Steve: “Yeah it’s a special type of homemade cheese. It took me a while to gather the ingredients and prepare it so I hope you enjoy.”
Mother in-law: “Oh how wonderful! I really look forward to eating your delicacy again Steven!”
Father in-law: “And so do I!”
Wife: “And so do I! Believe me Mom and Dad when I tell you I’ve tried a lot of guys Parmesan chickens and Steve’s is hands down the best I’ve ever had.”
by QuarterBeck February 15, 2021
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009