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George shot his load all over me last night, there was nut custard everywhere.
by Natasha November 29, 2003
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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While at the golf course, behind a slow Nappy Gilmore, my bitch started Road Mapping my cock and I ended up blowing a load of Nut Custard on her face.
by Zukiman600 August 25, 2019
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