In poker, the best possible hand given the community cards available.
I was drawing dead, he already had the nuts
by Stu Ungar August 14, 2003
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The act of ejaculating into the vagina / anus from the erected penis . Which will also be known as nutted in .
Girl : Did you get to pull out last night ?
Boy : Ohh , fuck . I think I nutted in your gapped asshole !
by xNigga September 27, 2018
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A unit of liquid measurement equal to the average human male ejaculatory volume of 3.5mL. It is a standardized unit to compare to a squirt, which is similar in volume but is an approximation based on perception and that varies in each application.

The average 12-oz. soda can contains approximately 100 nuts of soft drink. The average condiment packet contains 1-2 nuts (chik-fil-a mayo is usually ~4 nuts, for example).

subway emp: You want mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?
customer: both
emp: (throws some down) is this enough, sir?
customer: can you put another nut of mustard please?
emp: ok sure
by okipatrick January 07, 2007
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The pair of circular objects swinging between the legs.

Note: only found on 49% of the population.
by Motha fockin Falco and shit April 28, 2004
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Automotive/racing term. Denotes a vehicle running/racing WITHOUT nitrous oxide assistance.
Synonym: "On the motor".
Antonyms: "On the bottle", "On spray", "Juicing it", "With NOS".

"That car runs the quartermile in 10.1 seconds on nuts; but it does 8.9 juicing it".
by Dr. DVS December 22, 2007
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1. To get totally dominated in a sport or an activity.

2. To be cummed on
1. Dude you suck! You just got nutted on hard core

2. I nutted on that bitch last night.
by JDUBB June 19, 2004
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