Urban Dictionary: Nut rag

A small towel that is used for wiping the post intercourse fluids from the male or female genitalia, breast, face or ass.

by Anonymous April 04, 2003

Something used to catch semen after you have ejaculated (washcloth; tissue; toilet paper; old sock; dirty underwear; etc).

I couldn't find my nut rag under my bed so I had to walk to the bathroom with jizz all over myself.

by Cappy1 June 08, 2004

When ur glass of water tastes salty and u see ur mom drying dishes with ur nut rag
You: pfffff wtf

by 3zzo July 14, 2018

Rag that you use to to clean up your nutt after you finished jackin off.

It was so long since I last came, my nut rag was sokin wet after I got done.

by Cappy1 June 08, 2004

A moist towel used to clean semen off of one's nut sack

I'll use my embroidered nut rag to clean this chowder off my balls.

by June 12, 2016

The one rag you will never wash with regular clothes.

I think I'll wash my nut rag. Naw, I'll just throw it away and get another one.

by bakerd812 July 04, 2004

a person that is such an asshole that he deserves to be sprayed with seamen.

by tsak January 09, 2005