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1. One who hordes male testicles, as a means to show self worth and masculinity.
2. One who steals excessive amounts of kills in video games, in order to feel as if they contributed towards the team.
1. That nut goblin would steal my kill.
2. Boot this nut goblin I am so sick of him stealing my kills.
by Rhal426 May 24, 2009
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A person (usually male) who is addicted to nuts, or dicks. This person likes to chase other males balls and slaps them till they're blue.
Wow, that noobs a total nutgoblin.

Did you see henry today? he was going total nutgoblin on his dad.
by McTitMeister October 25, 2009
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A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.
Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
by gloz February 27, 2021
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