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a roadblock between a quick and painless death
When I get old and can barely take care of myself, Im not going into a nursing home. If I die from falling, O well! At least I didnt spend my last years around a bunch of control freak nurses telling me what to do all day, with a crappy dorm room full of medical shit, and eating in this crappy cafeteria eating mush.
by jerry121878 June 10, 2011
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Dejagoo is the strange feeling that you've been in this sticky situation before. It is dejavu due to goo. Usual symptoms are shivers down once's spine followed by disgust, especially if actual goo is involved.
Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. And i was like, oh dude this feels familiar. Then I remembered that I like stepped in pup poo like last weekend too. Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.
by Hukra March 14, 2009
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a place where people go to die
Bill: I am about to die so I paid $10,000 to live in a nursing home.
Nils: You Special Special boy!
by HeRR! January 04, 2004
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A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.
Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."
by William Stephens May 14, 2006
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A place where the elderly have to have their butts wiped everyday by some poor CNA and where they listen to lame background music while playing bingo on "activity day."
When my mom gets old enough, Im putting her in a nursing home, fo sho!!!
by laurenbobauren April 19, 2009
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A place where sick old people are ground up and made into hot dog meat.
"Grampa, if you don't shut your mouth, we're going to send you to the nursing home."
by newothegreat September 04, 2003
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