Used to describe an extremely dry thing.
Make us a cup of tea, my Throat’s as dry as a nuns cunt
by Bernardette February 21, 2006
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Descriptive of someone who is extremely unwilling to spend money i.e is 'tight'.
Stephen always purchased cubic zirconia for girls as he was tight as a nuns cunt.
by donkeyboyd March 22, 2006
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A unit of measurement, approximately 7 inches or the length of pubic hair on a nun's cunt.
"Hey dude, we are short about a nun-cunt on this dry wall."
by The bearded sex addict January 20, 2009
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Used to describe a close relationship. One in which two people can share anything with eachother.
Annika you can tell me anything, we are as tight as a Nun's Cunt.
by TheKidTK January 31, 2011
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Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.
1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."

2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"

1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."

2: "Touché."
by MoshOrDamage July 25, 2009
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Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.
(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.

(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.
by bill smiff January 04, 2011
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