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Used to describe an extremely dry thing.
Make us a cup of tea, my Throat’s as dry as a nuns cunt
by Bernardette February 21, 2006
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Descriptive of someone who is extremely unwilling to spend money i.e is 'tight'.
Stephen always purchased cubic zirconia for girls as he was tight as a nuns cunt.
by donkeyboyd March 22, 2006
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Used to describe a close relationship. One in which two people can share anything with eachother.
Annika you can tell me anything, we are as tight as a Nun's Cunt.
by TheKidTK January 31, 2011
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