Urban Dictionary: Numberist

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Numberist: To have a passionate dislike for a paticular number.

Tim: Want a sour candy? It's just 67 cents.
Alyssa: Uh, no.
Tim: Why? Don't like sour candy?
Alyssa: I don't like the number 67.
Tim: Numberist.

by Spikerocks101 December 16, 2011

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Merkin

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

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Numberist

Number discrimination.

boy: what do u think about 69?
girl: ewwwwww

boy: stop being such a numberist!

by g33ks August 28, 2011

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Numberist

To favor or completely disregard certain numbers for existing. Used to coin people who discriminate against certain numbers.

Hey, I'm turning 15 this year.
Ew that's gross!
Why?
Because I hate the number 15.
That's numberist of you

by Voltecca May 04, 2021

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Numberist

An individual that purposely and maliciously alters numbers for personal gain.
Someone who "cooks the books". A crooked accountant.

Because he included a wrong number in the financial statement, he's a numberist.

by Zele Ceesawl September 15, 2020

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