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Pooping and vomiting at the same time. The vomiting is often done in an adjacent trash can, but when one is unavailable, the person has no choice but to de-throne and vomit in the dirty poo water toilet or else on the floor. Neither option is desirable, that's why people keep trash cans next to the toilet. Also known as taking a Lauren.
Last night was pretty rough, I just took a messy number 3. I need to brush my teeth.
by Agent Brian December 04, 2012
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I said I was going in to take a number two, but once i saw a Hustler sitting there, I figured I might as well squeeze off a number 3 also.
by hrvatska June 06, 2003
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To ejaculate, both male and female, from an orgasm of the sexual kind.
Oh god, I just number 3'd all over my bed after that hot porn video
by Walter Schwartz March 21, 2015
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It's a rule on tiktok there's two though
"Number 3, man takes selfie with plane hijacker" and "Number 3, brown lady"
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Firing on all cylinders. Pooping, peeing, vomiting, expelling snot, shooting ear wax - all at the same time.
"Oof"

"What is it, number 1? Number 2?"
"No, worse. Number 3! Stand clear!"
by Pdg887 July 02, 2013
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