–noun
1. the point, gist, or heart of something.
2. a knob or protuberance.
3. a lump or small piece: a nub of coal; a nub of pencil.
4. a noob
And that's the nub of the story.

You're such a nub.
by KoditheTyphlosion July 16, 2011
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Someone who is a general dumbass, comes up with stupid ideas, causing you to groan in disbelief at his/her stupidity. This reaction is almost always followed by a back-handing type gesture, where the back of the right hand is forced into the palm of the other, making a loud slapping noise. (Referred to as a Nubslap).

The Nubslap is the only known way to keep a nub in line.

The advantages to using "nub" over "noob" or "newbie" is that it has a much quicker, harsher sound when spoken. You can also shout it without it sounding gay (NOOOOOOB sounds gay no matter what).
Nub: Hey mon, we should go to the dollar store and buy a bunch of Windex!
Person: What? Why?
(Nub maintains a shiteating grin while shrugging shoulders)
(Person performs a Nubslap)
Person: Fucking nub.
by SkullWolf November 15, 2004
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One of the many variations to the word noob; a term commonly used to belittle anyone who is new, unfamiliar, or simply sucks dick at a particular video game.

Synonyms: newb, newbie, noob, n00b, n00blar...etc...etc...

Antonyms: elite, l33t, 1337...etc...etc...
nub: how to play?

1337: just aim and shoot.

nub: ...how to play?

1337: go read the manual or check out forums for l33t advice.

nub: manual? forum?

1337: OMG, ffs you idiot. Just press Alt + F4 than you dumbass nub.

(nub exits game)
by Richard Huang November 11, 2004
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1: Round pink objects, could posess magical qualities that overpower mortals

2: People who are fuzzy and strange.

3: nipples

To fully understand nubs one needs to watch the scene in Paul Blart: Mall Cop when he's drunk at the bar and goes up to the Indian guy and is like "feel the nub"
Our romantic evening was spent making raspberry cupcakes that looked like nubs
by Isoruku Yamamoto December 23, 2010
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A sub-noob. Worse than a noob. More idiotic and stupider than a noob. Someone you want to stay away from at all costs.
lil_kittygirl84: OMFG I HAVE A QUESTION!!!
Me: yea? and can you not talk in all caps?
lil_kittygirl84: HOW CAN YOU GET MONEY???
Me: In rl? and can you not talk in caps? PLEASE?
lil_kittygirl84: I ACCIDENTILY PRESSED THE CAPS BUTTON.
Me: Then press it again -.-
lil_kittygirl84: HOW? W/E. YES, REAL LIFE.
Me: *cough* nub *cough*...Graduate from a good college and get a job.
lil_kitygirl84: HOW DO I GO TO KOLAGE?

At this point, the best thing to do now is walk away...
by WeAllHate Z November 28, 2006
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A finger that is missing the first joint(where the finger bends)
Kyle:Bro how did u get that nub on your ring finger?

Arin:Got into a cooking accident and cut off the first joint...
by Nubby nuberton May 12, 2011
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