–noun
1. the point, gist, or heart of something.
2. a knob or protuberance.
3. a lump or small piece: a nub of coal; a nub of pencil.
4. a noob
1. the point, gist, or heart of something.
2. a knob or protuberance.
3. a lump or small piece: a nub of coal; a nub of pencil.
4. a noob
by KoditheTyphlosion July 16, 2011
Someone who is a general dumbass, comes up with stupid ideas, causing you to groan in disbelief at his/her stupidity. This reaction is almost always followed by a back-handing type gesture, where the back of the right hand is forced into the palm of the other, making a loud slapping noise. (Referred to as a Nubslap).
The Nubslap is the only known way to keep a nub in line.
The advantages to using "nub" over "noob" or "newbie" is that it has a much quicker, harsher sound when spoken. You can also shout it without it sounding gay (NOOOOOOB sounds gay no matter what).
The Nubslap is the only known way to keep a nub in line.
The advantages to using "nub" over "noob" or "newbie" is that it has a much quicker, harsher sound when spoken. You can also shout it without it sounding gay (NOOOOOOB sounds gay no matter what).
Nub: Hey mon, we should go to the dollar store and buy a bunch of Windex!
Person: What? Why?
(Nub maintains a shiteating grin while shrugging shoulders)
(Person performs a Nubslap)
Person: Fucking nub.
Person: What? Why?
(Nub maintains a shiteating grin while shrugging shoulders)
(Person performs a Nubslap)
Person: Fucking nub.
by SkullWolf November 15, 2004
One of the many variations to the word noob; a term commonly used to belittle anyone who is new, unfamiliar, or simply sucks dick at a particular video game.
Synonyms: newb, newbie, noob, n00b, n00blar...etc...etc...
Antonyms: elite, l33t, 1337...etc...etc...
Synonyms: newb, newbie, noob, n00b, n00blar...etc...etc...
Antonyms: elite, l33t, 1337...etc...etc...
nub: how to play?
1337: just aim and shoot.
nub: ...how to play?
1337: go read the manual or check out forums for l33t advice.
nub: manual? forum?
1337: OMG, ffs you idiot. Just press Alt + F4 than you dumbass nub.
(nub exits game)
1337: just aim and shoot.
nub: ...how to play?
1337: go read the manual or check out forums for l33t advice.
nub: manual? forum?
1337: OMG, ffs you idiot. Just press Alt + F4 than you dumbass nub.
(nub exits game)
by Richard Huang November 11, 2004
1: Round pink objects, could posess magical qualities that overpower mortals
2: People who are fuzzy and strange.
3: nipples
To fully understand nubs one needs to watch the scene in Paul Blart: Mall Cop when he's drunk at the bar and goes up to the Indian guy and is like "feel the nub"
2: People who are fuzzy and strange.
3: nipples
To fully understand nubs one needs to watch the scene in Paul Blart: Mall Cop when he's drunk at the bar and goes up to the Indian guy and is like "feel the nub"
by Isoruku Yamamoto December 23, 2010
A sub-noob. Worse than a noob. More idiotic and stupider than a noob. Someone you want to stay away from at all costs.
lil_kittygirl84: OMFG I HAVE A QUESTION!!!
Me: yea? and can you not talk in all caps?
lil_kittygirl84: HOW CAN YOU GET MONEY???
Me: In rl? and can you not talk in caps? PLEASE?
lil_kittygirl84: I ACCIDENTILY PRESSED THE CAPS BUTTON.
Me: Then press it again -.-
lil_kittygirl84: HOW? W/E. YES, REAL LIFE.
Me: *cough* nub *cough*...Graduate from a good college and get a job.
lil_kitygirl84: HOW DO I GO TO KOLAGE?
At this point, the best thing to do now is walk away...
Me: yea? and can you not talk in all caps?
lil_kittygirl84: HOW CAN YOU GET MONEY???
Me: In rl? and can you not talk in caps? PLEASE?
lil_kittygirl84: I ACCIDENTILY PRESSED THE CAPS BUTTON.
Me: Then press it again -.-
lil_kittygirl84: HOW? W/E. YES, REAL LIFE.
Me: *cough* nub *cough*...Graduate from a good college and get a job.
lil_kitygirl84: HOW DO I GO TO KOLAGE?
At this point, the best thing to do now is walk away...
by WeAllHate Z November 28, 2006
Kyle:Bro how did u get that nub on your ring finger?
Arin:Got into a cooking accident and cut off the first joint...
Arin:Got into a cooking accident and cut off the first joint...
by Nubby nuberton May 12, 2011
by Aper87 September 02, 2009