A person who is such an asshole that they probably spit douches out of their nozzle (mouth)
Girl 1: Becky called me a whore

Girl 2: Don't worry Hun, she is just being a douche nozzle
by Dick_Weasel January 03, 2015
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Basically a level 10 asshole.
Oh my god.. Marc is such a douche nozzle that only cares about himself.
by Fancay October 03, 2015
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Anyone that volunteers as an editor for urban dictionary and rejects definitions based on personal feelings or biases. Especially considering some of the incredibly offensive crap that they approve.
Those douche nozzles rejected my definition again!
by A song of Fife and Ice April 06, 2019
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an insult commonly used by middle schoolers or someone with the maturity of one.
"shut up, douche nozzle!" or "Greg, stop being a douche nozzle."
by MotoMastah82 May 15, 2015
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The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons
Mz. Thugz is a douche nozzle.
by The stoutness August 03, 2008
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Another name for a vape, especially as it emits an obnoxious cloud of smelly vapor.
“Wow, look at that dude’s huge douche nozzle. What a douche.”
by forestpheebs February 21, 2019
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A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day
On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully
by Sergeant Boulder August 18, 2011
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