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The cumulative anal damage if your partner goes and switches toilet paper brands on you, or you over-killed on the hot sauce the night before. The merge of the word Ass and Issues.
Ah man, why did she do it. We were out of toilet paper and she brought home the cheap brand. Now I got some serious Assues.
Damn that habanero sauce was killer!! Now I got some serious Assues.
Damn that habanero sauce was killer!! Now I got some serious Assues.
by vikchop June 18, 2010
May 3 Word of the Day
Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015