A small city in Michigan. It has the worst motto in the US, possibly the world. It's divided like a generic town with two sides of the tracks. One side has giant houses with trees made of money and the other is like eating out a hobos asshole with syrup, it's not THAT bad. Most minority's live on the east side and not allowed to the west side by city ordinance.
by thatVOkid July 14, 2009
Novi is a suburb of Detroit, MI in Oakland County. It is the most boring town in Southeast Michigan, and possibly the entire USA. Almost everybody is a stuck up rich kid, psuedo-badass, and/or a pothead. It's also a super conservative town, which also sucks. The cops here are assholes and think all teens who don't wear preppy clothes are criminals. Almost all the parents either don't give a shit about their kids or are helicopter parents. We have a mall, but is mostly oriented towards snobby rich kids and women between the ages of 25-40. Fountain Walk sucks now that they tore down the skate park. Everything here is about twice as expensive as it is in places like Livonia or Farmington. Only about 25% of the roads have sidewalks here, so it's more dangerous to walk places, so you have to waste gas and money driving 2 miles away. The only good thing about this town is the school district, which is one of the best public districts in the nation. Novi is somewhat divided too, kind of like East and West Berlin. The East side (East of Taft Rd.) has all the smaller and older homes, and most of the apartments, trailer parks, and condos. The West side of Taft has all the obnoxiously large houses and obnoxious people.
So basically, this place sucks. Unless you're old and want to retire in a quiet community, don't live here. There's nothing to do.
So basically, this place sucks. Unless you're old and want to retire in a quiet community, don't live here. There's nothing to do.
by streetlightmanifesto28 May 04, 2009
A nasty oder that fills up your whole apartment usually stemming from the kitchen. A combination of fish, soy sauce, and sweat, it drives everyone out of the kitchen and into there rooms.
by Rasmas January 14, 2019
Novi is a very beautiful girl inside and out! she is always down to hangout and do something adventures. She may get mad at times but she can easily jump back to her normal happy self. Novi’s are really close to their family and are always excited when there is a family get together. Novi is a sweet and kind person who will always be there for you. when you have a problem she will just sit there and listen to you as you spill your guts out. If you meet a novi you are lucky because there aren’t many out there so you really want to keep her close to your heart. Everyone wants to be Novi!
by nicole1029384756 October 22, 2019
by Novirain June 11, 2011
Novi is a very beautiful girl inside and out! she is always down to hangout and do something adventures. She may get mad at times but she can easily jump back to her normal happy self. Novi’s are really close to their family and are always excited when there is a family get together. Novi is a sweet and kind person who will always be there for you. when you have a problem she will just sit there and listen to you as you spill your guts out. If you meet a novi you are lucky because there aren’t many out there so you really want to keep her close to your heart. Everyone wants to be Novi!
by nicole1029384756 October 22, 2019