November 8th is National ask your crush for their hoodie day!

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

The day that the most beautiful person was born

National Danielle Cohn day

A day where everyone remakes Danielle Cohn’s TikToks

smack your tallest friend round the face so hard that they get brain damage

National full homo day. Do any gay shit and don’t even worry about saying no homo. Straight people’s day off. It’s not homosexual; it’s homiesexual.

The month of heartbreak