Alisha: "Bsf! Iss November 14th!!!
Monae: "And?"
Alisha: November 14th is spam your crushes dms day!
Monae: "Fr?"
Alisha: "Yeah!"
Alisha: "I'm finna spam till he blocks!"

Monae: "Go awf! Period pooh!"
Alisha: "Lmfaoooo!!!

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

And on November 14th, all the awesome scorpios were born. And life became good.

Them: Hey didn’t you break up?
Me: Yeah, it was November 14th

Person 1: Will You Go Out With Me?
Person 2: No
Person 1: It's November 14th
Person 2: Ah Shit

Hey bro, it’s November 14th, National Act Dumb Day, wait... what’s that again? *smirk*

Dude ask her out
Naw man i cant
But its november 14th