National give your girl a hoodie and take her on a date today

November 1st of every year we celebrate Leave Your Parents Alone Day. The kids have a ton of candy, TV and video games. They do not need a nutritious dinner for once. Parents are allowed to do anything they want to, including participating in eating candy, watching TV and playing video games. Kids are not allowed to fight, or everything gets taken away from all of the kids (even the innocent ones), and they are sent into solitary confinement for the remainder of the day.

National Abuse Munroe day. This is they say you can physically or mentally abuse someone named Munroe.

First day of No nut november for boys of all ages. Only real men survive

The day where you beat the shit out of a boy named Brayden

November 1st
Its the day when everybody forgets about Thanksgiving after Halloween and sets up for Christmas

Smash Pumpkins day! It’s the day after Halloween so go get your pumpkins, grab a sledge hammer, and beat the shit out of them.