National duck sucking day, no that's not a typo just find a duck and suck it.

First day of no nut November

The day where boys stop being kids and start becoming men let’s do This soldiers

Kick a kid in the face day
November 1st is finally the day you can get revenge on the neighbor's super annoying children or grandchildren. Along with all the kids who have pestered you. Just go up to a kid, and kick them right in the face. This is the only day you can do it, so its okay.

Text your Gf a cute paragraph

National Yeet Your Shortest Best Friend Day