A person that writes novels; books that are 50,000+ words in length.
I'm allowed to use my laptop during earth hour if I'm on battery power, right? I can't help it, I'm a novelist and my storyline is too compelling right now to quit.
by maddie_1213 March 26, 2011
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an author whose books are most commonly, and probably only, sold well in an airport venue.

these books are all paperback, with lame, intriguing titles like "death before sunrise" or "the english assassin", contain extremely predictable/cliche plots, and feature faux-intense scary and mysterious cover art.
these books are meant to be read on an airplane when there is absolutely nothing better to do.
Dan Silva is such an airport novelist.

Dan Brown could be considered an airport novelist, almost.
by mkgeezy October 28, 2009
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polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac
Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 18, 2016
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