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A man who claims to have a very large penis but actually has an unusually small one. Often inflates his shoes size 3 or 4 sizes to sell the lie.

This person is typically of Asian decent and will often use the expression "I'm half black, bitch" while pointing at his penis and creepily chuckling after saying it.
Nouell - "I've got a huge dick"

Anonyms - "Really, you're 5'2 and have small hands"

Nouell - "I'm half black, bitch" (pointing to his penis)
by does a bear shit in the woods? January 27, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
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