The act of not receiving any Facebook notifications relating to you over a long period of time. Also known as FAS (Forever Alone Syndrome)
by Charle Norris October 23, 2011
A series of Facebook notifications one receives which do not relate to the indivual they are addressed to. This can be experienced when the subject comments on a post and a conversation ensues unrelated to yourself.
I commented how stupid I looked in the picture, however the idiots decided to talk about turtles on it. I got empty notifications for weeks
by Chuplis July 16, 2009
The phrase Notif-Rape is an abbreviated form of Notification-Rape
A phrase commonly used regarding facebook updates for people who are bombarded with lots of notifications out of the blue; usually about something which is not of concern to the victim of the rape
A phrase commonly used regarding facebook updates for people who are bombarded with lots of notifications out of the blue; usually about something which is not of concern to the victim of the rape
Spongebob: *Signs into Facebook* WHAT THE FUCK PATRICK WHY HAVE I GOT 17852396 NOTIFICATIONS :|
Patrick: ahh sheeeeett...
Spongebob: Its that freakin Sandy having a conversation on my status with Squidward... What a freakin hoe
Patrick: Duude... you got freakin Notif-Raped... Fuckeries :|
Patrick: ahh sheeeeett...
Spongebob: Its that freakin Sandy having a conversation on my status with Squidward... What a freakin hoe
Patrick: Duude... you got freakin Notif-Raped... Fuckeries :|
by M1sterV January 12, 2010
two words smashed together to define notifications recieved on facebook. it adds an extra zing to notifications allowing for one to say the word, without harm to other's egos.
by wowrandom March 02, 2009
When one complains on facebook about recieving notifications at the top of their screen.
The notifications could come from being tagged on a post, through a message or a group.
The notifications could come from being tagged on a post, through a message or a group.
You tagged Dinera Nabad in a photo.
*47 Notifications later*
Dinera Nabad says: Hey can someone untag me from this I'm sick of all these notifications it annoying.
Crawty Lerford says: Bump.
Alistar Cooper says: Bump.
Dinera Nabad says: REALLY GUYS, THIS SPAM IS BLOCKING MY IMPORTANT STUFF.
Alistar Cooper say: @Dinera - Stop Notification Bitching.
*47 Notifications later*
Dinera Nabad says: Hey can someone untag me from this I'm sick of all these notifications it annoying.
Crawty Lerford says: Bump.
Alistar Cooper says: Bump.
Dinera Nabad says: REALLY GUYS, THIS SPAM IS BLOCKING MY IMPORTANT STUFF.
Alistar Cooper say: @Dinera - Stop Notification Bitching.
by Tubbytom May 27, 2011
noun
The rapid equilibration which results when, after being disconnected from the internet for an extended period of time, you reconnect and are notified of all of the activity you have since missed
The rapid equilibration which results when, after being disconnected from the internet for an extended period of time, you reconnect and are notified of all of the activity you have since missed
I turned off my phone at noon and, when I turned it back on at midnight, the notification shock hit me like a brick
by intron February 18, 2014
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