when you're major crush doesn't know your feelings for them, and from the outlooks of it, they won't know unless you tell them your feelings for them.
I like Justin so much! Senpai, please notice me!
ex.
Senpai notice me; If only Justin wound realize my feelings for him,
ex.
Senpai notice me; If only Justin wound realize my feelings for him,
by druup ded December 30, 2015
When a person puts in their 2 week notice at a job and suddenly becomes extremely unproductive. For obvious reasons of course.
Ever since George put in his 2 week notice he has done basically nothing in an 8 hour shift. He's such a 2 week noticeable.... I admire him.
by Hogus June 08, 2010
When you can no longer continue employment at your current job you give them both middle fingers on the way out the door. This type of self-termination is effective immediately. Giving a two finger notice almost guarantees you won't be able to work there again regardless of a change of mind. This notice is usually given by those that are mistreated by their boss(es) for an extended period of time. A person reaches their breaking point and is no longer able to give a regular two weeks’ notice. This type of notice is more common in minimum wage jobs (blue collar) but can be performed at any job or career. Many contemplate doing this but few actually follow through.
by mgibson746 April 14, 2014
What you serve your landlord with when your upstairs neighbor with the loud kid announces that they're pregnant, again.
Friend of tenant: Holy hell; that kid upstairs is loud, hey?
Tenant: That's nothing – they just announced that they're having a second child.
Friend of tenant: Looks like it's time to issue your nine months' notice…
Tenant: That's nothing – they just announced that they're having a second child.
Friend of tenant: Looks like it's time to issue your nine months' notice…
by Steven Luscher September 03, 2007
To give advance notice to an employer that one will no longer be employed. Tradition ended once millennials were grown.
I would give a two weeks notice but I’m a millennial and don’t know how so I’ll just quit today via text message.
by ggg121 December 20, 2018
Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks
Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice
by Towrope November 17, 2020
When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.
It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.
by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021

