Man, your definition is the rape of the concept of happiness! Not giving a fuck is living by the day whilst being yourself!
by attackyofme March 17, 2012
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
not giving a fuck is not a matter of how MUCH effort is put into something, but rather how much one CARES about whatever amount of effort they happen to have put into something.
For example:
man 1 can work hard all his life and make millions and literally be not giving a fuck about what has happened in his life
AND
man 2 can be homeless and mope and be sad about his position in life, therefore he fails in not giving a fuck and in this senario he is the "loser"
As opposed to the common misconception that man 2 gives less of a fuck because he hasn't worked a day in his life.
man 1 can work hard all his life and make millions and literally be not giving a fuck about what has happened in his life
AND
man 2 can be homeless and mope and be sad about his position in life, therefore he fails in not giving a fuck and in this senario he is the "loser"
As opposed to the common misconception that man 2 gives less of a fuck because he hasn't worked a day in his life.
by dmt468 May 18, 2011
A sentence commonly used to express a feeling of utter and total disinterest in a subject, person, action or remark.
This phrase presents itself in real life most often under criticism...
This phrase presents itself in real life most often under criticism...
#person1: Hey, you should stop scooping out the intestines of that badger with a protractor
#person2: I don't give a fuck
#person3: At least use a fucking spoon
---not giving a fuck---
#person2: I don't give a fuck
#person3: At least use a fucking spoon
---not giving a fuck---
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