1.) When "Tiger Blood" courses though one's veins.
2.) Achieving absolute victory.
3.) Pounding seven gram rocks every night.
4.) When one is a "high priest Vatican assassin warlock"
5.) When one is using an unavailable drug called "Charlie Sheen." If one trys said drug once, the user will die. Their face will melt off and their children will weep over their exploded body.
6.) When one's brain is not from this terrestrial realm, and cannot be handled by anyone but Charlie Sheen for five minutes before the receiving party says, "Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard."
2.) Achieving absolute victory.
3.) Pounding seven gram rocks every night.
4.) When one is a "high priest Vatican assassin warlock"
5.) When one is using an unavailable drug called "Charlie Sheen." If one trys said drug once, the user will die. Their face will melt off and their children will weep over their exploded body.
6.) When one's brain is not from this terrestrial realm, and cannot be handled by anyone but Charlie Sheen for five minutes before the receiving party says, "Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard."
I win here, I win there... I'm Bi-Winning!
by Skim Shady March 12, 2011
by CharleyBerkins August 01, 2007
The recent bout of self-destructive behavior perpetrated by Charlie Sheen, as defined by the actor himself in the myriad of interviews he's given to the national press.
NBC's Jeff Rossen: "Charlie, you recently lost custody of your kids and got fired from your job as the lead actor on 'Two And A Half Men.' What's going on?"
Sheen: "C'mon, Jeff, isn't it obvious? WINNING!!!"
Sheen: "C'mon, Jeff, isn't it obvious? WINNING!!!"
by dookeyboy March 13, 2011
by VmKid June 11, 2009