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What someone says right before they say something so extremely and irrevocably racist you want smash their face into the pavement and then stomp on the back of their head. For some strange reason, they seem to think it justifies being an asshole. Grr

Person A: Not to be racist, but...
Persons B+C thinks: Oh shit, here we go again
Person A: but...your ugly ghetto nigger face is pissing me off. And your asian friend should go back to where he came from, before I kick his head in.

*Persons B+C advance on A*
Person A: Oh what, you gonna try bash me now? The only reason why you nigga is so strong is b'coz TV's are getting bigger!"

Yeah, I'll leave the rest up to your imagination

by itza me! Mario!~ November 22, 2009

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blamestorming

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.

by TBea April 22, 2008

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Not to be racist, but

A phrase you can add to the beginning of any statement, no matter how racist, and make it not racist.

White Guy: "Not to be racist, but my IQ is definitely higher than yours, because you're black."
Black Guy: "Ok! I appreciate your sensitivity to racism in this day in age, friend!"
White Guy: "Don't call me that. I'm not friends with blacks."

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