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An excuse to be a jerk and tell everyone what you really think without saying it outright.
Not that I'm keeping track, but....that's the third time you've come into work late.
by CaliScott January 10, 2011
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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