Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker
Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.
by CrazyRadio May 04, 2019
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When u shove your penis in a vagina and she says it feels weird and you continue thrusting then when you cum you cum powder.
His weird penis came powder in me
by Meeeeeerrrrrrrrr June 14, 2018
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A minor slang term coming from england made popular by the TV show Bad Education
Remdogs dad has a glass eye , what a penis!
by That one dude from ps4 May 27, 2017
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Who said penis is a game played by middle and high schoolers. You get a group of 2 or more people in a quiet classroom. You each take turns saying "penis", each time its said the next person has to said it louder. Eventually the teacher will turn and ask "Who said penis?". Last person to say it and get caught loses.
I've been playing who said penis instead of studying during detention.
by ChillPolecat83 December 23, 2019
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What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there

Works everytime
John: Oh shit, why is my penis big!!!

Everyone else: Uwu fuck me now
by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020
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