a penis that hardens short & stout with a huge mushroom head
his troll penis was short & fat with a large purple helmet
by Lucky5 March 27, 2014
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While having sex, the males penis will start rapidly swinging around in a circle like the blades of a helicopter. Anyone that happens to be on the penis in this time will become part of the penis helicopter and start rapidly swinging in a circle, also becoming the blades of a helicopter. This will cause both of the people having sex to fly off and never be seen or heard from again.
"Hey dude, did you hear of what happened to Rick last night? When he had sex with Tiffany, he did The Peni-Copter. I havent seen him since."
by GayUnicornAaron June 05, 2019
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A game, usaully played in a croweded area where are group of teenagers scream PENIS to see who can scream it louder.
The Penis Game:
Jeff:ᵖᵉⁿⁱˢ
Joe:penis
Jeff:PeNiS
Joe:PENIS
Jeff:PENISS!!!!11!!
by Admın October 12, 2021
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"The Penis Raptor" means to blow off inside a midget and grab their neck whispering "raptor attacker master whapper" and proceeding to choke them to death with your dick.
hey man guess what I summoned the penis raptor yesterday in that hoe and she bit my dick off and spit it into my mouth
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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Smallest to largest based on name
Harrison
Morris
Tom
Tim
Fred
Chris
Lee
Eric
Zander
Landon
Miguel
Abe
Luca
Samuel
Dave
Chad
Damien
Evan
Robert
Justin
Taylor
Gabe
Matt
Cole
Zack
Captain
Noah
James
Jarvis
Paul
Caden
Jacob
Shinnosuke
Daisuke
Arlo
Johnny
Ryan
Shinta
Christian
Mason
I read the penis sizes... it looks like my name is close to James. How bout yours?

I’m close to Evan...

Oh really because I’m close to Daisuke!
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"The Smol Penis" a small focking thang so small that it's fucking smaller than dust like you can't even see it fucking idiots.
"The Smol Penis" Do we really need a definition
by EEJIOT May 29, 2021
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