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Tommy: “Oh shit it’s big D
Tubbo: “And he has Not Penis”
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.the name for a snake

.the answer to any question
"This is my snake, his name is not penis."


"What's wrong?
....n-not penis."
by Ms. Land Rover December 20, 2004
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A comeback used to render an insulting person's opinion invalid.
John: You suck

Steve: PENIS PENIS PENIS

John: ...
by mjbrooks194 March 19, 2009
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a phrase to let people around you know that the penis game has started
Person 1:penis penis penis
Person 2: Fuuuuck I hate the game
Person 1: PENIS!!!
by TheTrueGodHisLostFriend November 04, 2010
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An exclaimation of extreme annoyance.

Must be said in a cheery tone, despite the feelings of malice which are often behind its use.

Has its origins in gambling circles, often used to describe feelings of hate towards another player who has laid a better card/hand.
David: Two of spades, ha!

Kenneth: Awww...... PENIS PENIS!
by beetlejuiceecis May 21, 2009
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An underdeveloped third leg between your two fully developed legs that only males have
Kenneth: hey, Chris... what’s a penis?
chris: Bruh don’t ask me cause idk
Noosha: Fellas it’s obviously the underdeveloped third leg between your fully developed legs
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