by Tatume05 June 17, 2003
Someone who claims to have participated and excelled in every sport as an adolescent, yet isn’t good enough to participate in any sport at a collegiate level. This person seems to interject his opinion as if it were a fact when watching a sport, yet his reference/expertise holds no HOH. He borrows ASU athletic gear from his roommates so that it seems he was part of something special, when in fact, he is a marathon spectator!
Q: Dude, check out this eagles vs the lions game, it’s snowing, not sure how they can run in this, let alone throw the ball.
A: I’ve played in worse conditions in high school, I was the backup, but came in to punt the ball. I did it with no gloves on my hands, punted a beauty.
Q: Dude, first of all, what makes you think I give a fuck!? Second, I don’t want to hear your violin story from back in high school, FAN!!!
A: I’ve played in worse conditions in high school, I was the backup, but came in to punt the ball. I did it with no gloves on my hands, punted a beauty.
Q: Dude, first of all, what makes you think I give a fuck!? Second, I don’t want to hear your violin story from back in high school, FAN!!!
by el churro tasty December 26, 2013
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 31, 2011
Someone who is a irrelevant bitch and says they don’t like you but always up ya ass caring about everything you doing like the students in ma school
This bitch is a fan
by Yourmomgey April 07, 2018
He said he would pick up the whole crew with his truck at 1 AM, but just fanned us and never showed!
by Hcrib April 11, 2021
If you are a fan of a singer or musician, you enjoy their music and their personality and you listen to them a lot and know the words to their songs.
by TeenageCulturePro July 23, 2018
by Coolstory September 09, 2018