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A person who cares just enough to wear a face mask, but can’t be bothered to have it cover their nose.
Ugh, another Noser in front of us in line. Seriously, pull up your mask or just leave.
by Poopman69420 July 03, 2020
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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A person who sticks the front of their car in the path of another in an attempt to force their way into a lane.
"He tried to pull a total noser back there but I didn't let him in."
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
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When tit fucking a girl, stick the tip of you're dick up her one nostril when you're about to blow you're load. If you blow good enough it should shoot out the other nostril.
Man! I gave this chick a good noser the other night!
by erratic_hondamatic_man August 22, 2003
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A guy with a very large nose. The tip of their nose is like a clown's red nose. It's very wide, red and shiny. The people with nosers hang out with girls a lot. They get boners on their noses.
Liz: OMG! Bob's nose is so huge! He always hangs out with Lilly.
Tom: Yeah, that's why he has a noser!
Liz: LOL
by TheRedNoseReindeer April 19, 2011
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When you hear something so funny while drinking a beverage it comes out your nose.
I was watching the Daily Show the other night and was laughing so hard I got a Noser.
by Beat Service April 29, 2020
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a slur used for people with big noses. it’s also pretty offensive
person 1: hey look at that guy! he’s sooo hot

person 2: he looks like a noser though...
by prettypisces March 28, 2021
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