A very awesome place to grow up in, but has rather cold weather, Bondevik as Prime minister, and more computer-illiterate people than you can shake a ram-stick at.

Still, though, you gotta love it.

A very cool place that has a lot of cool history. It is a little expensive to go there but it is worth it.

You can always tell a Norwegian, but you can't tell them much

Cold country where ice bears and eskimoes lives. They also talk a strange language that Danish and Sweedish pretend that they understand.

Home of my ancestors, and also home to a town with the same surname as me.

This place rocks, its cold, and also cool, unlike..say...Jamaica which is hot and also cool.

The land of gnomes and trolls!

(The Book Of Mormon's description of Norway)

The best fish in the world