a great wee country that needs no definition if you've been there!

i'm born and bred in Norn Iron and am proud of it! all the English that comment on Northern Ireland who haven't even been here need to wise the bap and shut up!

not everyone in Northern Ireland are terrorists or chavs or spides or drug dealers! Every country has freaks, we may have had problems in the past, but have you seen what's going on in London at the minute?

OH yeah, AND LAY OFF OUR FRY UP!!!!
THE ENGLISH BREAKFAST IS FAR INFERIOR TO THE ULSTER FRY!!!!!
have you ever had a proper Ulster Fry?????
I don't think so!! don't slag it till you try it!

but it really does have some greaat things going on....come and see for yourselves!!!

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

Noun: A distinct political unit, for all intents and purposes a country in its own right, located at the top north-east corner of the island of Ireland, comprised of six of the nine counties of Ulster.

Also known as God's Own Country or God's Chosen Six Counties, generically as Ulster or the Province, and most often shortened in literature to Norn Iron. A little country of a mere 1.5 million people, where job opportunities and social cohesion are so absent that most of the population drinks heavily and hates everyone else.

Vodka is cheap here, as is beer, thank god.

Northern Ireland contains everything that is good about the island of Ireland. The Northern Irish people have a dark self-deprecating sense of humour. We also beat England in 2005 in a football match and we'll never let them forget it.

Lots of people in Northern Ireland are inbred. Guinness tastes better up here, too.

Northern Ireland has many enemies in the wider world, but mostly they are just haters, jealous of Our Wee Country.

messed up by England's plantation in the 1600's.

Probably the best country in the world beautiful scenery and filled with beautiful people, We have had our share of violent trouble in the past but now we have put that behind us and hope to never travel that dark road again

The land of bowler hats, marching and orange sashes. Lets not forget drug dealing to fund arms purchases. Why fight over the place?