Anyone from upwards of Watford who hasn't got a bastard clue about anything but likes to shout the odds all day long, and thinks they're a 'bit of a character'.

A gentleman who talks about how much he likes gravy then proceeds to bathe in gravy and then drink it, keeps pigeons, ferrets and t'wife in shed in t'garden. Eats toast with oxo cubes sprinkled on top, comes to the pub with £1.40 and manages to get drunk and spill 4 pints of tetleys down his tweeds.

anyone from the north, who works in the south, who has a life and doesn't spend their time moaning like a southern shandy drinker

A shovel-faced piltdown man with a hairy back and misappropriated smugness about his perceived genetic superiority when he's actually not able to hit the urinal with his first squirt, and speaks his mind in some bastardised distortion of the Queen's English. Hirsuit. Stoops and smells of pish.

Any one in England ( Scottish must be Tartan Monkeys?) north of Birmingham who walks like they're the toughest creature on the planet

Dodgey guys from above Watford whose dad's worked 'dun t'pit' and now probably sport a comb over and eat 'ovis bread, who have moved down south to get a proper job.

Not easily understood with their strange word phonetics, such as glac for glass, grac for grass, etc...

Think they're cool (obviously not), and are very surprised to find that people actually own stuff in da suff as it's not stolen on a weekly / daily basis.

A term that southeners call humans from the north of england due to the norths advanced evolutionary state.
Not to be associated with "Jocks"