The U.S. wasn't sure what to do with the Dakota Territory, so they split it into two sections. Cold, and colder. (South Dakota, North Dakota) North Dakota has now become the U.S.'s storage cabinet for Nuclear Missiles. Other than that, It's flat.
Unintelligient being: "Why don't we sell North Dakota to Canada or something?"
Other American: "That's where we keep all our Nukes."
SO...become one with Mother North Dakota, eh? C:
Other American: "That's where we keep all our Nukes."
SO...become one with Mother North Dakota, eh? C:
by OneOfTheFewNorthDakotansLeft March 11, 2011
See also: nuclear proliferation
Would have dominated world politics had it seceded from the United States during the Cold War because of it's highly concentrated amount of nuclear weapons in such a small area.
Would have dominated world politics had it seceded from the United States during the Cold War because of it's highly concentrated amount of nuclear weapons in such a small area.
Russian Official in Moscow informing his peers: Comrades, North Dakota has seceded from the United States. We must establish political connections and negotiate an embassy in Bismark. If they side with Mother Russia, surely the United States will fall.
by -Confidential- October 10, 2004
14 year old North Dakota kid: I just got my license!!!
16 year old Connecticut kid: I just got my learner's permit....
16 year old Connecticut kid: I just got my learner's permit....
by Ben360 May 07, 2009
Is actually a pretty decent place to live. North Dakota has an interesting history, great culture scene, sports galore, and plenty of fun things to do.
From it's larger cities (Fargo, Bismarck, Grand Forks) you can enjoy the most options for big city fun. Fargo is the most cosmopolitan city in the state with a booming downtown area. Bismarck is fun for those people who love the outdoors. if you're a sports fan, head to Grand Forks where the world renowned Ralph Englastad Arena is home to the University of North Dakota hockey team, the Fighting Sioux.
The North Dakota badlands (yes, North Dakota has badlands too) also has plenty of fun activities. Medora, the gateway city to Theodore Roosevelt National Park and the badlands, has pitchfork fondu, a musical every night of the summer in an outdoor amphitheatre, and a beautiful golf course.
Sure the weather can get cold in the winter( I mean pretty cold, like some days highs in the negatives) but the summers are awesome. Highs for the state are usually in the 80's and 90's during the summer with the occasional 100 degree day. Fall and Spring are pretty short.
North Dakota is a great place to live if you're a college student, young family, rich entrepreneur, or even a retired couple. It's a great place to call home.
From it's larger cities (Fargo, Bismarck, Grand Forks) you can enjoy the most options for big city fun. Fargo is the most cosmopolitan city in the state with a booming downtown area. Bismarck is fun for those people who love the outdoors. if you're a sports fan, head to Grand Forks where the world renowned Ralph Englastad Arena is home to the University of North Dakota hockey team, the Fighting Sioux.
The North Dakota badlands (yes, North Dakota has badlands too) also has plenty of fun activities. Medora, the gateway city to Theodore Roosevelt National Park and the badlands, has pitchfork fondu, a musical every night of the summer in an outdoor amphitheatre, and a beautiful golf course.
Sure the weather can get cold in the winter( I mean pretty cold, like some days highs in the negatives) but the summers are awesome. Highs for the state are usually in the 80's and 90's during the summer with the occasional 100 degree day. Fall and Spring are pretty short.
North Dakota is a great place to live if you're a college student, young family, rich entrepreneur, or even a retired couple. It's a great place to call home.
North Dakota is actually pretty cool
by infoguy July 08, 2009
Drunkest state in the union according to Newsweek. Also home to the drunkest city in the country, Fargo.
by Cirrhosisboy August 06, 2018
The freezing hell of a state that no one wants to live in. There's literally nothing to do here. This place truly sucks, the only people who say that its okay are the ones that have never left it. Some facts about North Dakota are:
It has 8 months of winter followed by 2 weeks of spring, 3 months of summer, and 2 weeks of fall. Rinse and repeat cycle.
It only has 3 major cities, which are more like big towns than cities, Minot, Bismark, and Fargo. With little villages sprinkled on the highways.
Every single grade you have to learn about how fucking Lewis and Clark "discovered" the wester side of America. I've learn about it 4 times already, 4 FUCKING TIMESS AHHHHH.
Overall, North Dakota can go fuck itself.
It has 8 months of winter followed by 2 weeks of spring, 3 months of summer, and 2 weeks of fall. Rinse and repeat cycle.
It only has 3 major cities, which are more like big towns than cities, Minot, Bismark, and Fargo. With little villages sprinkled on the highways.
Every single grade you have to learn about how fucking Lewis and Clark "discovered" the wester side of America. I've learn about it 4 times already, 4 FUCKING TIMESS AHHHHH.
Overall, North Dakota can go fuck itself.
by Dragon_Queen7878 September 19, 2020