Where you can marry your cousin. Just not your gay cousin.
North Carolina is a state where many (sometimes really weird) kinds of marriage are allowed, but a gay marriage impossible.
by Kardamonster May 31, 2012
The 12th U.S. state.

Despite seeming perfectly good and friendly, it is actually populated entirely by people with daddy and/or mommy issues who have either something to prove or a warrant. The general population is also irrationally afraid of hurricanes and panics every time one might come near.

A swing state, and best known for either the first successful plane from brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright in 1903 or, for some reason, Bojangles. Also the 'first in freedom' from the British. An estimated 10.49 million in population but still tons of room for forests and farmland.

If you adore pine trees, this is the place for you, because you can't go anywhere without seeing them. Just avoid the people with American flags and you'll be fine.
Person 1: Hey, did you know MrBeast is from North Carolina?

Person 2: MrBeast? Where? Oh, right.

Person 1: Did you forget about a whole state?
by Questionable Doctor December 13, 2020
It’s a literal shithole, get out while you can
You live in North Carolina? Damn, I feel bad for you
by Wannabe Edgelord October 30, 2019
A state that just simply is awful. One of the few asshole states who winters can get to single digits and summer to triple digit temperature. the people are mostly rednecks and hillbillys. they brag about how much laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnndddddddd theey have and yes they say and spell it like that.If u go there everyone has too buttfuck UNC basketball since they cant get into a Private college like Duke. Horrible education and schools. Illegal drugs and alcohol are a daily part of life. Unfortunantly i was born in this state and until Im 18 i am stuck here. At least its not Alabama is the only bright spot of this state
man from North Carolina : Howdy duddy partner, sweet tea and watch UNC game.

Man from somewhere with class: WTF is sweet tea?
by radshnarbee July 23, 2011
A nice place to live until you decide where you really want to live.

The so-called mountains are hours away from all the cities and are have no views as they are not really mountains and covered with trees. More like foothills.
The beaches are hours away from all the cities and hot as hell in the summer. The typical Carolina beach vacation is to rent a house miles from any restaurants and try not to get too burnt. There are no waves to speak of.
The Golf courses are World Class. And very numerous. The only thing that outnumber the golf courses are the churches. About a par-5 between churches.
The state is bordered to the south by South Carolina, a place so shockingly devoid of culture and populated by religious bigots that it makes one wonder what happens at the otherwise invisible state line.
The so-called cities are really overgrown suburbs. All linked together along the Interstate by strip-malls.
The state university system is very good. It is assumed that all residents are interested in college basketball and that you follow one of the local teams. You will be expected to be able to discuss basketball as easily as the weather.
The state-pastime is to go to the local Mall. Mall's in North Carolina fill up like it's Christmas every weekend.
If North Carolina were West of the Rockies it would be even more boring than Oregon.
Me: I'm moving from North Carolina.
You: Why ?
Me: Everything here is about half-way. I know what I want now.
by Drifter's escape June 3, 2010
1. A place mostly known for it's horrible basketball team the Tarheels. Once the bastian of tobacco this state has now become a cespool for scrubs who act like they know anything about basketball.
2. The punchline to every basketball joke ever invented.
3. Remembered for eight and twenty.
4. The favorite team of phules name Mike.
1. Don't laugh at me: I live in North Carolina.
2. Did you hear? North Carolina won the NCAA championship this year! Wait, what do you mean they didn't?
3. 2001-2002
4. Reyes
by thebasketballtruthbringer March 31, 2010