(British)

1.

0, Zero, Nothing, Nort.

2.

The sphincter, which resembles a '0'.

3.

(Perjorative/Slur)
A dislikable idiot. Comparative to an arsehole, only more foolish and less self-aware.
1. 'I came all this way for nort'
2. "Ouch, that hit me right in the nort"
3. "Trump suggested injecting disinfectant to cure Coronavirus. He's such a nort"
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erect nipples (often caused by cold temperatures, or sexual stimulation)

Origination: Port Colborne, Canada (where the weather is cold, and the women are hot)
I'm so cold I could cut glass with my norts.
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Nort is a short word for snorting, as in cocaine.
I just norted a line of chop, i'm geeking like a sum bitch.
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Short for Norton Antivirus, aka computers, aka nerd, aka nort.
A word used for describing those of the most nortious manner;

The nerdiest nerd: Does encapsulate, but not limited to: gamer, book worm, school nerd, librarian, computer wiz, know it all, etc.
"I know pie to 637 digits"
"You're such a nort"
"Does not compute!"
"Nort"
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A term first used in the Crackony neighborhood of Philadelphia

Referring to illegal narcotics sniffed threw your nose.
Do you have any norts for sale?
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