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Noov:What the hell is a noov?

Regular:If you don't know what a noov is, than tou are one.
by Ronnie9393 October 29, 2010
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A person who is even worse than a noob.
Wow that guy was such a noov
by Duduzera July 23, 2019
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What jack wong is
Oh my god look at that noov jack wong
by PhilJones101 March 12, 2019
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