big salty nuts that girls love
the man showed his saltae noots and the woman jumped all over him.
by g niggra September 21, 2011
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When everything you planned just falls into place with little or no effort. Or when somethings really awesome, has to be said with a ''sch'' and in a high voice.
Guy: Oh man, first we got our beer for free then the all the hot girls from school came round. To top it off everyone stayed in the garden so my 'rents didnt know a thing.

Bob: Schoweet as a noot!
by Chloephant1 June 30, 2009
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when you just want a fucking picture of Pingu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"send noots bitch"
by Send_n00z_benches January 05, 2017
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P1 - "He lied about having sex"
P2 - "Oh he's done a noot"

or

P1 - "I served in the military over the weekend"
P2 - "Shut up don't be a noot"
by Kskdjkjksk November 05, 2020
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Short for the trail called NCC-1701 at Crotched Mountain.
"Dude, do you want to hit those sick rails on Noots?"

"Sure"
by stalin_ussr January 04, 2021
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