by Shadow45981 October 13, 2014
Did you hear John is dating Sarah?!, thats so wierd i've never even talked to that kid, hes a fucking noot.
by D Rog January 02, 2010
A noot is when you punch someone in the asshole as hard as you possibly can. No penetration is necessary, though optional. It was invented by Adolf Hitler, who used to noot his Jewish captives.
"Your asshole is about to get nooted so hard"
"I'm going to fucking noot you"
"Prepare for a nooting"
"Noot those Jew rats"
"I'm going to fucking noot you"
"Prepare for a nooting"
"Noot those Jew rats"
by Noot man February 16, 2019
1. The determined past tense of the word nut another way you could use this is “nooted”
2. The amazing sound that pengu makes
2. The amazing sound that pengu makes
1) ah frick man, don’t you just hate it when you accidentally noot on your cousin. Yeah me too, brother
2) noot noot I want your boot
3) crap-il-sticks i accidenally nooted all over my sister. Gosh darn it brother what’ll I do now?
2) noot noot I want your boot
3) crap-il-sticks i accidenally nooted all over my sister. Gosh darn it brother what’ll I do now?
by Yeetusmymeatus May 05, 2019
by Thewolf February 22, 2015
A sound geezer/gal, who is apart of a cult that exercises 'nooting' on a regular basis. If you know you know you know, if you don't, get to know. Noots form a special bond and can locate each other in public by performing the noot call; "NOOT NOOT!!" . Many have tried but all have failed to be a noot because they are simply not sound enough.
by papinoot May 07, 2016