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Angelika was leaving work early for a sultry nooning session. The nooning on the kitchen counter, wearing only pearls was a heavenly rendezvous in the middle of the work day.
by Laurgelika January 14, 2009
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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Pete and John were spooning last night!
Nahh, they were naked... they were nooning ;)
by ringo87536 October 28, 2010
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Nooning: A specific form of procrastinationEffing about on the net finding information or answers to satisfy ones inner random musings.
"I tend to do a spot of nooning many times a day" or "Look at Clarke, instead of working he's just nooning about"
by wordlywonder July 01, 2021
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The act of showing your frontal genitals to a person or persons. The opposite of mooning, by showing your rear end.
I went nooning last night and showed group of people outside a bar my penis.
by Stink Engine November 27, 2015
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Used to describe either an Antipodean chancer - someone who is full of BS when trying to sell a product or service - Or used to describe the act of screwing someone (e.g. a member of staff) over on the price of a product or service.
He nooningsed me yesterday, he told me it should be done for a low price, but he has no idea whats actually involved in providing the product or service. I've been fucked over. Or "He's such a noonings".
by Fred1555 April 05, 2011
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