New boomer. Someone who was born after the baby boom but carries a mindset similar to those who were. Birth years for noomers: 1965-present.
My dad saw it as a blessing when my phone fell into a lake. He says I can read books all day instead, what a noomer!
by Original Orangutans August 18, 2019
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Haha you don't know what a noomer is, tut tut tut, what a noomer
Paul: What's a noomer?

James: Haha ur a noomer.
by NoInternet October 14, 2019
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a noomer is a old executive of a news station that thinks they are catering to teens, when the only people that watch the news are middle aged men and women.
“bro did you see the section about memes on NBC? they said they provoke racist and unruly behavior”

“those noomers know nothing. don’t watch the news.”
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A male of Egyptian decent, who resembles that of an over-weight Hindu rapist.
I’m never going back to Willow-brook Mall, way to many Noomer Poomers
by NJCoptic September 10, 2019
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