Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.
Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.
by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009
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The sound Pingu makes to indicate anger, frustration, excitement, or to get attention.
Pingu catches Robby the Seal stealing his weed.

Pingu: NOOG NOOG!

Robby the Seal gets away, Pingu is pissed.
by catlet December 09, 2009
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someone who is lacking in cerebral activity and generally exhibits characteristics associated with that of acute retardation - a combination of a nong and a stooge
by xavinooge November 01, 2018
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an alternate name for Chattanooga, TN
You ready for the lax game in the noog this weekend brah?
by griffdog April 13, 2011
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See dat NOOG down da street. He run outta gas three time dis week.
by YoClarence June 15, 2015
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a person that has set themself apart with ridiculously shady behavior.

a geek.

Mark Wright couldn't be more of a nooge if he tried.
by Buckshot April 01, 2003
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Some one who looks good and is buff

Someone you find attractive
---> Dat boi is a noog ting!

---> Chantel looked so noog 2day that all da brehs were staring at her!
by EAST November 04, 2005
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