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A unique online name from the famous internet celebrity only known as "Noobus"

Not much is known about this mysterious Noobus other than he has other names such as "Noobius, Noobiius" "MrSaltyNipps" and "Fleshripper"

The anonymous user named Noobus is often found in online games and forums and is mostly known for being the best at all vidya.
Person one: Holy Crapen, This guy just Pwned me!!1!

Person Two: What was his name?

Person 1: Noobus
by Noobus November 27, 2013
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A super-duper nooby who doesn't have a jetpack, and doesn't know what he/she's doing; worse than a noob
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