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What you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. Typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.
A: Hey, check out my beard man!
B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?
A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.
B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.
B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?
A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.
B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.
by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018