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A word that evolved from newbie or noob, meaning to be killed or fragged in an emberassing way, and/or in a way that requires no skill.
"Camping a respawn point is a good way to noob someone." "I was chatting and looking in the corner when a lamer came and noobed me with a rocket launcher." "He noobed me with that overpowered weapon!"
by Chris F. March 07, 2005
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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Similar to owned or pwned. extremely embarrassed; either by oneself, by another individual, or having brought such extreme embarrassment to another individual, that the event deserves such a special proclamation that no other word will quite suffice in the situation. Often results in uncontrollable outbursts of emotion, panic attack, or even instant death.
"You've been noobed", "That complex analysis exam noobed my ass", "I lost my house, my girlfriend, my job, and all my friends, all in the same day. I got noobed, no doubt about it."
by RedScourge December 16, 2004
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When your beaten in a competitive multiplayer game by a complete noob who has been playing less that a day and you have been playing for years.
Dude, your little brother just noobed me in halo.
by AltCoder April 30, 2005
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When you have a friend on a game who is similar level, but when you log on the next day he is a much higher level.
"Hey why havnt you been on latley?"
"Oh Brian noobed me and I havnt felt like listening to him gloat.
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Dying in a game from the most stupid way.
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