A word used to describe someone who is too big of a n00b to even deserve being called a n00b. The technical definition of a Noobage, however, is what you get when you cross a n00b with a cabbage.
Guy 1: "That guy is completely pathetic. I'd bet he lives in his mom's basement."
Guy 2: "Yeah, bro. He's such a noobage!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, bro. He's such a noobage!"
by Dr.Cabbage May 27, 2010
A gaming community based around discussions on the latest popular upcoming game titles on different platforms (PS/Xbox/PC/Switch).
by noobage February 12, 2020
Deprived from the word ownage and pwnage, noobage describes a person who tries to win at everything, but fails. (What less would you expect from a noob?)
by The_Hacker May 30, 2009
by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006