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An amature - one who's lost and has no clue what they're doing.
Noob: Shit man, the girl I met yesterday won't call me back!?
Friend: How many times did you call her?
Nood: Like 10 times... Every 10 miniutes... Is that too much?
Friend: Shit man!! You're a NOOB at getting chicks!!

Why don't you get anything right? Gezzz you're a true NOOB!!
by highschool-cutie October 04, 2011
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1. A person who can't spell, can't shut the crap up, will be VERY annoying, will be stubborn and stupid, and much MUCH more that's not positive about them.

2. A name that came from Newbie.
1. log

1.42.12 CS54 logged on
1.42.13 Server: Welcome CS54!
1.42.13 Server: Please follow the rules:
1.42.13 Server: Do NOT be a noob, don't spam, and NO flaming.
1.42.54 U6gunz logged on
1.42.55 Server: Welcome U6gunz!
1.42.55 Server: Please follow the rules:
1.42.55 Server: Do NOT be a noob, don't spam, and NO flaming.
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 CS54: What the hell is your problem?
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.32 Connection lost. Creating log.
2. Person 1 : Where did noob come from?

Person 2 : Newbie. Weird, huh?

Person 3 : Yea

Person 1 : Hmm.
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Noob = Idiot, Newb = New player / newbie
dude ur such a noob = dude ur such and idiot, dude ur such a newb = dude ur such a new player (low lvl/newbie)
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Someone Who Is New, Not Someone Who Killed You In Roblox.
Hi, I'm A Noob (New)
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the most annoying person on online forums. usally troll alot or think they are the bomb. a lot of the noobs use l33t speak just to anno the public masses
noob: h3y n00bs if you c4nt d0 th1ngs th4t 4r3 c00l j00 s0uld g3t 0ffl1n3 n0w.
normal person: hey noob shut the hell up no one gives a crap about you
by L33tm4s73r November 25, 2011
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derived from online video games.
often confused with the term newb or newbie, but instead of meaning new to the game as the latter does, noob refers to people who have played the game for a whiel but still suck balls and are ignorant, selfish, and lack the most important skill of all, teamwork.
this guy is a total noob and he never learns, must have never participated in sports while growing up. What a fag.
by jasdub April 02, 2007
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Someone that completely and utterly sucks at what they are doing. This can range from cooking food, to playing Halo or other games.

The word noob should NOT be used with the word "newb" or "newbie." These words have completely different definitions and meanings to them, which will be explained next.

A newb is someone that is new to what they are doing. This can range from having a new job, making burgers at McDonalds, to playing Call of Duty 4 for the first time.

A noob is always mistaken in many different ways of forms by several people. Below is a list compiled of several different actions a noob would do, so people will not mistake someone for a noob again. These are just a few examples of what a noob would do, but not all of them.

A noob would...
Walk into fire
TYPE IN ALL CAPS
kill his own teammates on accident
Type in bright colors
Play on an easy difficulty setting
State the obvious (Ex: Our flag has been taken!)
Sing, when they suck at it.
Type random letters
Spam you with messages
Burn food he/she is cooking on accident
Forget to wear their headset
Scream into their headset
Have more deaths than kills
Lose any game (Ex: Halo, Chess, Checkers, Counter-Strike)
Lose repeatedly
Get owned by the same guy repeatedly
Make the same joke over and over again
Steal other people's ideas
Not use proper grammar when they type (Ex: do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i)
Camp in the same spot over and over again, even when they get killed there.
Fail a test
Have a virus on their PC
Things that a noob would say:
do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i
OMGGG OUR FLAG HAS BEEN TAKEN!!!!1!
I wonder what this button does...

Jerry! Why did you walk into my flame thrower? You're such a noob.
by jessicamazing December 20, 2007
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